Surely, it means nothing.
But I am a trooper and hiked up my skirt to navigate through the water the nice store employee used to
But I am keeping all things remotely flammable away from the tree.
I'm dreaming of a fuzzy Christmas...
Since tempting fate doesn't seem like a good idea at this point.
Wait...is wrapping paper flammable?
Jury is still out on that one. In the meantime, enjoy this translation we spotted at the airport!