O Tannenbaum

It can't be a good sign when a kid barfs in front of the Christmas tree you wanted to purchase, can it?!?

Surely, it means nothing.


But I am a trooper and hiked up my skirt to navigate through the water the nice store employee used to distribute the chunks further clean it up.

But I am keeping all things remotely flammable away from the tree.

I'm dreaming of a fuzzy Christmas...

Since tempting fate doesn't seem like a good idea at this point.

Wait...is wrapping paper flammable?

 Jury is still out on that one. In the meantime, enjoy this translation we spotted at the airport!