She likes to scream HAPPY NEW YEAR at pretty much any time you are not expecting it, making you jump out of your skin, since she screams IN YOUR FACE.
In honor of Christmas, this lovely habit has expanded.
*Fade in to scene: us sleeping, 4 am on the 24th* (It is debatable if that really counts as Christmas, but since that is when you open gifts here, we will agree to disagree.)
Me: "Zzzzzzzzz" (obvs. sleeping)
Broom: MERRY CHRISTMAS! (In my *ucking face, obvs. lost her damn mind.)
*Fade into today*
Plotting revenge, while looking like this:
Feel free to send suggestions!
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